I went for a walk today. I left Chicken Little with DH and took my
first baby – the great big black four legged mongrel I affectionately call an
oversized rodent (this stems from a mis-placed play on the R.O.U.S.’s {aka
*rodents of unusual size*} - anyone
get the reference?.. no, I am not talking about the rats in Central Park.. . ok.
well I won’t go into it - you can Google it if you are interested.)
So where was I?
I went for a walk today... with the
dog. I love my dog and she is still a
puppy at heart and has been moping about the house lately and chewing on
things... mostly her own toys but it makes me nervous.
Oversized rodent... |
My conclusion is she needs to get out
more. I used to walk her almost
daily. But then along came Chicken
Little... Not that I mind putting him
in a stroller and making it a family affair but the trails I used to take my
oversized rodent on are not stroller friendly
and the Snuggli is not conducive to our special brand of weather. It
rains. It rains whole oceans on this
small town and it's always cold and damp and filled with green moss and black
mildew. It's been sitting right at the
almost freezing mark for months slipping into snow and reverting back to rain
and mostly just slush. A form of
solidified liquid not unlike a margarita… upturned in a hurricane. It's a very strange variation of the snow
globe. The wind howls the ice chunks and
slush slash sideways, and garbage cans go rolling along.
Don’t get me wrong. I have great rain gear and several pairs of rubber
boots… and I don’t mind gearing up for the miserable weather but it has become
much more difficult to bundle up an infant for this special kind of
torture. The dog... well she’s half fish
anyway - right down to her webbed toes and otter tail.
But today I got to don my slicker gear
and take her on the trail without Chicken Little. A little trail, unmaintained and likely
established early in this town’s history before they bothered to put the narrow
little road in that connects us to the rest of the world. ( Fascinating fact of the Day: We got rail service in 1912, it took until
the second world war before the town was ever connected to the rest of the province
via road way)
It’s a little piece of green space in
the middle of town, a miniature forest that borders the salmon creeks that run
to sea. It could be a Jewel in our community. A beautiful green world of dripping moss and
gurgling brooks, the smells of leaf
litter and damp moss. Light filtering
down through the trees and the gentle dripping of water.
a disgrace |
But today in the harshness of winter,
where the branches are stripped of their leaves, the foliage pulled back to
expose the uglier side of the human condition. I found a disgrace. A child’s bicycle half sunk in the creek, a
tractor tire, pop cans, plastic bags,
beer cans, McDonald’s cups, bits of Styrofoam and plastic Freezie wraps, bits of plastic in a myriad of colours,
things I couldn’t identify that my dog happily picked up and brought to me tail
wagging, Bic lighters, and cigarette butts (no they do not biodegrade very
fast) used condoms and a disposable
diaper... so much for responsible
citizens... Are some people really too
stupid to work out how to place their garbage in a bin thus happily leave broken glass, sharp cans,
dirty food containers and worse on the ground for my dog to find ???
I did in fact come across something rather neat... a fort of
a sort.
Or rather it would have been neat IF...
IF - the lattice work lean-to made of trees hadn’t been cut from the immediate vicinity leaving
dozens of 2-3 inch diameter stumps broken off at knee height
IF- the lattice work hadn’t
been lashed together with plastic zip ties – many hundreds of which were also
laying all over the ground.
IF- an old tattered
plastic blue tarp wasn’t hanging in shreds over one end of the lean-to
IF- there were not
several garbage bags worth of crushed beer cans and other litter strewn around
IF- it looked a little
more like people cared.
So Actually it wasn’t so Neat... who
wants a fort if all it means is more litter, more garbage, more irresponsible
partiers...
But despite my disgust and contempt at
those littering slobs who would desecrate what could be a very special place I
did manage to exercise my oversized rodent, and she is laying at my feet
smelling like a wet dog as I type this many hours later.